Gail Phaneuf Productions

ONE ACTS

Gail has created a diverse body of award-winning ONE ACT PRODUCTIONS 

Stop Requested

Stop Requested

Drama/Comedy
Duration: 15 minutes
Cast:  1 Male, 1 Female

Lewis and Christine meet on a city bus, each focused on their own destination – Lewis is headed for the dentist, while Christine is going shopping downtown. When Vietnam vet Lewis insists that he knows Christine, however, their individual journeys merge for a brief time as they develop an unlikely friendship for the duration of a bus ride.

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Lapse

Lapse

Comedy
Duration: 10 minutes
Cast:  1 Male, 1 Female

Honey and Matt have been married for many years.  This
morning, Honey forgets why she has come into the kitchen and tries to encourage her husband to help her jog her memory. He is reluctant to do so.  In the midst of trying to recall why she came in the room, she finds out that she has also forgotten that the two had a serious “discussion” the previous night. Honey wants Matt to remind her what thediscussion was about and he resists.  Does she really want to know?

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If a Ball Could Dream

Comedy/Drama
Duration: 10 minutes
Cast:  2 Female

A ten year old girl who is questioning her gender and decides to discuss it candidly with one of her close friends. The short play is a glimpse into how quickly the honesty, openness and innocence of youth can turn shameful and cause people who feel “different” to close down and retreat into a closeted and fearful place. 

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Random Selection

Random Selection

Comedy/Drama
Duration: 10 minutes
Cast:  1 Female, 2 Male

A man is detained for a random search at the airport and is subsequently sent to war for his “country”. A chilling and absurd journey from wand to wand.

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Urban Gardens

Urban Gardens

Comedy/Drama
Duration: 20 minutes
Cast: 3 Female

Brooke has decided to plant some colorful flowers in front of the run-down city brownstone next door. An innocent enough act on the face of it, however, she is confronted by Doris, a resident of the city subsidized property. Doris challenges Brooke’s motivations to “beautify” the neighborhood and they match wills in a heated exchange over gentrification in the city.

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Games and Puzzles

Games and Puzzles

Comedy/Drama
Duration: 10 minutes
Cast: 1 Female, 1 Male

Ted and Kelly are in the midst of a painful separation. Ted has returned, at Kelly’s request, to help clean out the basement and take his “stuff”. A puzzle with two missing pieces becomes a metaphor for their life together as they struggle to understand their love and their marriage.

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Fruits and Nuts

Fruits and Nuts

Comedy/Drama
Duration: 15 minutes
Cast: 2 Male

This counter top social comedy features a heated exchange between a sensitive banana and a crusty walnut who are desperate for someone to “make something” of their lives. This play explores the prejudice that fruits and nuts encounter.

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Matching Strangers

(previously titled "A Perfect Match")

Comedy
Duration: 10 minutes
Cast: 1 Male, 1 Female

Zac comes home to find that his wife just received a message that Zac is having an operation the next morning that she was unaware of. Zac tries to avoid telling his wife what the operation is and why he needs/wants it. When he finally tells her the truth, Geri cannot believe what she has heard. This crisis challenges the concept of a perfect match.

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Not Funny

Not Funny

Comedy
Duration: 10 minutes
Cast: 1 Female, 1 Gender Neutral

A hospital clown is confronted by a woman on a late night subway ride.  Why are we really afraid of clowns? 

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I've Gotta Go

Comedy
Duration: 10 minutes

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The Trouble with Pistils

Comedy
Duration: 10 minutes

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New Tricks

Comedy
Duration: 20 minutes

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Clean Up On Aisle 6

Comedy
Duration: 10 minutes

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